Monday, December 12, 2005

Sartorial Splendour

That's not a description many would use when describing how I dress. I'm a jeans and t-shirt guy who adds a sweater or sweatshirt in winter. When it comes to sweaters and shirts, I'm fond of colourful jobbies. Colourful, but tasteful.

A year or so ago, I sent a few online friends a picture of me in my favourite sweater. To my dismay, their reaction was horrified amusement. Across the board. Much mockery ensued. To the extent that a contest was started, asking people to buy, and send to me, the "ugliest" sweaters they could find. There was a $5 limit which restricted folks somewhat from the more upscale shops.

Anyway, I was reading Dawno's blog, her December 10th entry, and she showed a couple of pics of very spiffy Christmas sweaters. I wanted them. Not the pics, the sweaters. Unfortunately, they weren't my size (XL) otherwise I'm sure Dawno would have happily turned them over to me. I told her if I could figure out how, (thanks Mac) I'd post a couple of pics of my sweaters here.

Here's the one that started the whole mocking thing.



Hard to figger ain't it? Sure it's colourful, but in a refined, non-senses-assaulting sort of a way.



Here's the first entrant in the Find Frank An Ugly Sweater Challenge.





I liked this one just fine, despite its colour-impairedness. It's just a wee bit bland.




I much prefer this later, and thus far, winning entry.



Now this is a sweater! With pretty much every colour in the visible spectrum (and quite possibly a couple which aren't) represented, it doesn't matter what colour of pants I grab that day. This one, like my original fave, goes with anything.

I'm honestly perplexed that most of my friends consider these sweaters to be ugly. I guess there's just no accounting for taste.


13 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:05 PM

    That first sweater - the one that inspired the "Ugly Sweater Challenge" prompted a lot of fun reactions from folks in our trivia room. Borrowed from a past newsletter, I thought I'd share them with the rest of you. Enjoy! (From time to time, eraser is also known as LoneDeranger and Troutguy)

    By the way, Dawno.. YOUR sweaters are cute!

    Hilary :) <--- defying the "smiley-free zone."

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    eraser: anybody want to see a pick of me wearing my favourite sweater?
    eraser: q seems to think it's NOT a wonderful sweater
    eraser: but what does she know?
    KityKat78 gets blinded by the colours
    Kelster: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
    Kelster: I AM BLIND
    KityKat78: SOOOOOOO BRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTT
    Kelster: eraser...is this the sweater that can be seen from space?
    Kelster: my GAWD
    eraser: so it's a titch colourful......
    Kelster: hard to tell...i cant look directly at it for long


    essponda: i saw a sweater like that at marshall's. it was on a rack that said,
    "buy one , get ten free"
    R0siecatt: easer i have made afghans like that sweater
    essponda: gotta go. see u guys soon. thanks for the test pattern photo


    eraser: gonna send you a pic of me in my favourite sweater..tell me what you
    think of the sweater..been getting, um...mixed reactions
    Kelster: mixed?
    dejablues: mixed?
    Kelster: i think the unanimous spontaneous shrieking is a good indicator
    twipsta: looks like something similar to what i saw on the side of the road on new years eve :)
    jewelzzz: oh my eraser who got you that sweater ?????
    eraser: i did j....found at the salvation army store for $2
    eraser: what a deal eh?
    jewelzzz: you been robbed hun


    minerva_: omg look at the colours on that!
    VanHelsing: when i look at it i feel like i took acid


    Obsidiac: you had the sweater, I had the same carpet in my VW microbus
    eraser: i've been getting LOTS of compliments like that


    LoneDeranger: i don't think slick has seen The Sweater
    Slick2097: it looks like the stripes on jupiter only sideways
    dejablues: with little cocktail sausages dancing up the side ;)
    Slick2097 adds in a skilled "well it suits you" comment ... knowing damn well he
    himself would never wear it
    LoneDeranger makes a note: "slick says sweater is out of this world"
    Kelster: slick.....did you see it?
    Slick2097: I can still see it, and i've closed the jpg down
    dejablues: yup.. out of this world all right.. looks like it came out of uranus


    VanHelsing: i cant understand how he feels encouraged to show that abomination
    to other people after all of our comments about it
    LoneDeranger: because eventually, DUH!, i have to come across someone with
    good taste
    LoneDeranger: face it, you guys are all fashion duds
    LoneDeranger: you're haute-couture-challenged
    LoneDeranger: runway-impaired
    VanHelsing: ok twiggy
    LoneDeranger struts


    eraser: chup, let me know what you think of this sweater....HONEST opinion now
    VanHelsing: oh god
    minerva_: uh oh
    chup_re: what sweater?
    minerva_: sunglasses first chup
    minerva_: WEAR YOUR SUNGLASSES
    VanHelsing: and then you die
    eraser: no hinting!
    VanHelsing: "The Sweater" at a theatre near you
    chup_re: looks like something my grandmother would knit
    VanHelsing: poor woman
    eraser kicks van's pudgy brazilian behind
    eraser: you meant that in a good way right?
    chup_re: let me put it this way... it LOOKS hideous. but it also looks comfy, which
    is probably more important
    eraser: >8-(
    eraser: you meant hideous in the good way right?
    chup_re: no
    eraser: dang


    Tallayne has motion sickness - E should never send that kind of pic again
    Tallayne gets the barf bucket
    eraser: you WANT The Sweater
    Tallayne: just to unravel it!
    Kelster: want that sweater?????
    Kelster: maybe for when i am walking at night....
    Kelster: ....through fog
    Kelster: ...and a snowstorm
    Kelster: and stevie wonder drives by
    Kelster: in the driver seat
    Kelster: but other than that......no. not wanting that sweater
    Kelster: e has sweaters that even jerry garcia would stop and say "dude, that is BRIGHT"


    VanHelsing: thats not a sweater... thats an enlarged picture of a cell....
    Obsidiac: the only motels I can afford have wallpaper like that sweater


    eraser: HAY! i don't think rol was *lucky* enough to see my sweater pic!
    Kelster: NO ROLLICK
    Kelster: SPARE YOURSELF....YOUR CHILDREN, PETS, NEIGHBORHOOD
    Kelster: DONT GO INTO THE LIIIIIIIGHT
    Obsidiac: the sweater: kinda like if salvador dali had been born in alabama


    dejablues: i think i understand why e likes that sweater. .it's like a Rorschach test..
    he sees things nobody else does
    Tallayne: its a cheap high
    eraser: if you're both nice to me i might let you each wear it for a few minutes some time
    eraser: i bet you won't want to give it back
    Tallayne: no i would burn it :)
    dejablues: i'll take my turn wearing it over to the fireplace
    Tallayne: gmta Q
    Tallayne: should be unraveled and sold as just wool
    eraser: you guys are such kidders :)
    dejablues: are you kidding? that would mean rolling it into 37 different coloured skeins

    Slick2097: if we all liked the same stuff we'd all have to have sweaters like e :/ ...
    thats a chance i'm not prepared to take
    VanHelsing: didnt Lucy get frightened by the abominable sweater?
    dejablues: she should have.. it looks just like a parrot exploded


    eraser: zia...YOU have not seen the sweater pic yet
    eraser: NOBODY pre-judge it for her!
    eraser: let her make up her own mind about how wonderful it is
    ^Ziandra is blinded !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Kelster: i wonder if george clinton's hair stylist designed that sweater
    ^Ziandra: I have printed off the pic of e in his sweater and added it to my
    chatmates board !
    KityKat78: u are joking....you want to inflict pain on hundreds of other people too !!
    ^Ziandra: shhhhhhhhhhhh they are giggling !


    eraser: slick did you see The Sweater pic?
    Slick2097: I still see it when I close my eyes at night e
    eraser was hopeful that there might be ONE weirdo who liked it
    eraser: maybe i'll go to #colourblind_sickoes and try there
    R0siecatt: e i have a kind of wall hanging i made that would make your sweater
    look blah
    eraser: that's the spirit rose!


    Kelster: him in that sweater must be like the guy who comes out of the bathroom
    with toilet paper on his shoe and his shirt tail sticking out of the top of his fly
    and no one tells him


    Kelster: dejablues....you do realize that we have doomed ourselves to seeing him
    in that sweater from now on when we meet
    eraser: you can be sure i'll wear it too, unless it's summer
    Kelster plans to be in canada in august
    dejablues: i've already met him.. and seen him in more stylish clothing, kels.. like
    a hospital gown
    eraser: lol
    Kelster: lol dejablues
    dejablues: :)
    eraser: i looked cute
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  2. Frank, those are lovely. Intense and inspirational.

    That type of pattern, shown in pix one and three, btw, was very popular in Australia the year I was there - that would be 2002.

    I feel a teensy bit competitive. I think I'm going to have to post more of my sweaters now.

    It's gonna make folks wish we were posting cute cat pictures, isn't it?

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  3. Hilary, thanks for providing proof positive that none of my friends have any fashion sense.

    ;)

    (Smileys are allowed in responses.)

    Dawno, you are perceptive, wise and have impeccable taste. If you're in Paris this spring for Dior's show - call me. We'll have lunch.

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  4. Anonymous10:42 AM

    Ahh the great sweater incident of 2005 ... I remember it well. I still remember it even after taking the medication.

    Ste.

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  5. Slick, you're just looking for any old excuse to up the dosage. Again. ;)

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  6. Frank, I wanted to drop in here and say hi, nice blog, etc. But I can't now. I'll wait till this whole sweater thing has scrolled off the scrollable universe.

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  7. Anonymous9:37 AM

    I have a jumper with similar styling .... but not quite so ..... colourful :)

    I think it's sitting at the back of my closet somewhere hehe ....

    Don't worry e ... as much as I bagged ya, I used to where not just tops, but also pants that would put ya sweaters to shame :)

    I'll see if i still got some, and see if I still fit. If I can I'll try and take pics (as long as the lens doesn't crack :)
    hehehe :)

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  8. Pkpk, thanks for dropping by (even though you seem to be fashion-impaired too). :)

    Twip, looking forward to those pics.

    It's about time somebody else got mocked....

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  9. Anonymous9:07 AM

    I like all those sweaters, Frank. I really do.

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  10. Sandra, bless your heart. Come join Dawno and me in Paris this spring.

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  11. Goodness, Frank. Those makes my mostly black sweaters look like...

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  12. "Crud" Ray? "Boring" maybe? How about "blah?"

    What?

    "Stylish and elegant?"

    Eye of the beholder and all that I suppose....

    ;)

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  13. I almost fell out of my chair laughing. This post so reminds me of how over the years my kids have laughed at me. It can be really quite disconcerting when all at once they all are laughing at me and I am left with only one thing..."What? What? What?
    My son has narrowed his description of me down to one adjective 'Quirky'. Hmmmm...

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